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Ned_Flanders
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« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2014, 11:30:03 am »

My husband remembered this morning that Brent Knox told a group of guys (he was one of them) that an orgasm was nothing more than a sneeze.

All I can say to this is that I've had some great orgasms. 

I've also had some really great sneezes, too.   Smiley

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« Reply #21 on: November 15, 2014, 07:42:47 am »

 Shocked
Which was better?
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« Reply #22 on: January 10, 2017, 08:17:23 pm »

My pastor's wife would talk about how to get my pastor randy- usually to women or in the couples class. All she had to do was wear a sexy apron in the kitchen and be cooking and he would have her on the floor. They had 10? Kids after all.
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« Reply #23 on: January 15, 2017, 06:17:00 am »

How about this for "More Sex Phrases From GCC":

When your pastor asks you what you sound like when you have an orgasm???

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« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2017, 10:13:26 am »

Wow, Scout. I am so sorry. That is perversion. Talk as they do, there is no accountability in this group and much is swept under the carpet.
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Thanks be unto God for his unspeakable gift.
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« Reply #25 on: June 18, 2017, 03:25:42 pm »

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O.O
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I didn't realize this thread was here (or remember it). I was just clicking on the latest happenings to catch-up...

O.O

Anyway, not a well-formed philosophy about this stuff, simply summation of fixes:

1. Understanding people have different drives.

Praying to God to please the spouse is fine, practicing and figuring-out where failing (including by asking) and disciplining yourself (I know, laugh--it is hilarious) is better. Perhaps get a couple's book on positions with illustrations? ...

2. A sneeze, but with consequences.

Sometimes tingly.

3. The sneezes are often definitely better--particularly since you can do them in public any time with nobody getting O.O about it. I love tickling nose hairs. Cheesy



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